Ever since I can only remember I have kept myself far away
from the kitchen. My mum generously respected this deviant behaviour of mine
and (apart from a few exceptional bad days) did not force me to expand my
cooking skills. As a result I am now a mentally healthy woman but a totally
crappy cook. But today and
only for you I will turn
myself into an exemplary house wife and serve an exemplary
house wife dish.
On Today's menu: Art in the Box chicken soup. Before we however move to the cooking part I will give you some explanation so that you can prepare yourself mentally for the coming pleasure.
Psycho-chicken-soup-context
The first most important thing
about a good chicken soup I have observed is that it needs a good base. A good
base means a good taste. And a good taste besides a good look is all that we
want from a proper chicken soup. Right?
So, run fast and catch me a fat chicken!
The second important thing I
have realized about a good chicken soup are ingredients. More precisely a right
blend of ingredients. Even more precisely a right blend of contradictory ingredients.
Remember! A right balance of good and evil makes the essence of the soup.
The third and the very last most important thing
I have realized about a good chicken soup is the serving. A well designed
course on the serving plate is the one-stone-birds-killer that gives you a full
access to the gizzards and the psyche of the victim.
Newton's third law of motions: Hungry eyes eat first!
Once all these three simple rules are clear and
learned by heart we can start producing our very special chicken soup.
Ready? Off we go!
Ingredients
bunch of responsibility & double bunch of thoughtlessness
strong sense of organization & friendship with chaos
bottle of seriousness and two bottles of craziness
rather on time but not necessary at right place
beauty & ugliness right next
to each other
lots of care & plenty of not giving a shit
done on purpose or by chance
nerve and politeness
hope plus courage
salt & pepper
Preparation
Combine the
chicken, 8 cups of water and all ingredients in a soup pot.
Put it on
the stove over high heat and wait for a sexy explosion.
Enjoy the very special buum-buum-sound-effect.
Contemplate
the freshly created mobile design on your kitchen walls.
Appreciate the present moment and be grateful to the universe for this experience.
After-Serving-Recommendation
go for two ice cold shots of VODKA
or create
your own unique cooking explosion.
Bon
appétit!
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